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Norm Macdonald – Kitchener Leslie Joke
Late Night with Conan O'Brien · Aired Unknown
Why this bit hits
The Norm Macdonald – Kitchener Leslie Joke is a quintessential Norm Macdonald bit, showcasing his distinctive ability to build a long, convoluted narrative only to deliver a punchline that masterfully subverts expectations. The joke starts with a seemingly innocent setup about two Canadian towns, Kitchener and Leslie, that want to combine their names. Norm's delivery immediately signals that this won't be a straightforward joke; his slight hesitations and the way he emphasizes certain words create an atmosphere of impending, yet unpredictable, comedic chaos. The humor begins to simmer as the proposed names become increasingly absurd and difficult to pronounce.
Norm's brilliance lies in his commitment to the bit, even as Conan O'Brien, and by extension the audience, grows increasingly exasperated. He meticulously describes the complicated process of combining the names, the public referendums, and the hilarious, unpronounceable monstrosities that result. This drawn-out setup is classic Norm; he loves to make the audience work for the laugh, often finding humor in the journey itself rather than just the destination. Conan's reactions, from confusion to genuine frustration, are an integral part of the bit, amplifying the audience's experience and providing a relatable point of view amidst Norm's comedic meandering.
The ultimate payoff of the joke, where the towns decide to keep their original names, is an anti-joke masterclass. It's a non-punchline that becomes incredibly funny precisely because of the exhaustive, ridiculous setup that preceded it. The humor derives from the sheer waste of effort and the absurdity of the entire premise. Norm’s deadpan delivery, combined with the elaborate and ultimately pointless narrative, highlights his unique comedic philosophy: that the most profound humor can often be found in the mundane, the illogical, and the utterly pointless. It's a joke that rewards patience and a willingness to embrace the absurd.
"So they put it to a vote, and the people of Kitchener voted to be called... Kitchener, and the people of Leslie voted to be called... Leslie."
Transcript (excerpt)
Norm: There's two towns in Canada. And they're both right next to each other. And one's called Kitchener, and one's called Leslie. And they decided to try to combine their names and be one town.
Conan: Okay.
Norm: So they, they had, uh, you know, they had a big town meeting, and they came up with the name "Kitchener-Leslie". And they put it to a vote, and the people of Leslie voted it down.
Conan: Why?
Norm: Because they thought it sounded like "Kitchener-Lesley". And they didn't like that. So they went back to the drawing board. And they came up with "Leslie-Kitchener". And they put it to a vote, and the people of Kitchener voted it down.
Conan: Why?
Norm: Because they said it sounded like "Lesbian Kitchener". So they went back to the drawing board again. And they came up with "Les-Chener".
Conan: Les-Chener?
Norm: Yes. And they put that to a vote, and the people of Kitchener voted that down. Because they said it sounded like "Less china".
Conan: (laughs)
Norm: So they went back and forth, you know, for years. And finally, after like, thirty years, they had a last vote. And they put it to a vote, and the people of Kitchener voted to be called... Kitchener, and the people of Leslie voted to be called... Leslie.