Bucket List Feature

Norm Macdonald – The Moth Joke

The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien · Aired September 29, 2009

Summary

Asked where he gets his material, Norm deadpans that his “strongest material comes from real life,” specifically a joke his driver told him on the way to the studio. He then launches into an extended, melodramatic monologue from the perspective of a moth who wanders into a podiatrist’s office. The moth unloads a life of profound misery—alienation from his wife, grief over a lost child, and disappointment in his son—while the doctor tries to interject. After the long, bleak rant, the doctor finally asks, “Why come to a podiatrist?” The moth’s answer is the anticlimactic stinger: “Because the light was on.” Conan wraps the segment as Norm smiles at the absurdity of it all.

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Note: We’re not including a full transcript here since public versions can vary and may be incomplete. For the best experience, watch the performance—it’s all about Norm’s timing and delivery.