Bucket List Feature
Norm Macdonald – Uncle Phil, Jack of All Trades
Late Night with Conan O'Brien · Aired Unknown
Why this bit hits
Norm Macdonald's Norm Macdonald – Uncle Phil, Jack of All Trades is a fantastic example of his character-driven humor, where he crafts an elaborate and increasingly absurd portrait of a relative. The premise introduces Uncle Phil as a man of many talents and professions, a "jack of all trades." However, Norm quickly and subtly implies that despite this apparent versatility, Uncle Phil is largely incompetent or simply unlucky, setting up a comedic tension between his perceived skills and his actual results.
The humor in this bit comes from Norm's deadpan delivery as he lists Uncle Phil's various, often contradictory, endeavors. He recounts each new career path or hobby with a straight face, making the audience connect the dots of Phil's cumulative failures. Conan O'Brien's reactions are crucial, as he often struggles to contain his laughter, acting as the audience's surrogate in recognizing the escalating absurdity. Norm's ability to create such a vivid and ridiculous character through a series of understated anecdotes is a testament to his unique storytelling prowess.
This joke works by building a detailed, yet ultimately nonsensical, world around Uncle Phil. The punchline isn't a single definitive statement, but rather the cumulative effect of all the contradictory and inept descriptions. It's an anti-joke in the sense that the humor is derived not from a sudden revelation, but from the slow, deliberate unfolding of a character's inherent absurdity. Norm finds comedy in the mundane failures and the subtle exaggerations, ultimately painting a picture of a lovable, yet utterly ineffectual, relative. It's a classic Norm bit that celebrates the humor found in life's most peculiar characters.
"My Uncle Phil, he was a jack of all trades, master of none... mostly master of getting fired."
Transcript (excerpt)
Norm: My Uncle Phil, he was a jack of all trades, master of none. He was a carpenter, a plumber, an electrician... a brain surgeon, a rocket scientist. He was good at everything, except whatever he was doing at the time.
Conan: (laughs)
Norm: Yeah. He'd always get fired. He was a great guy, though. He loved to tell jokes. He had this one joke, it was about a chicken and an egg...