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Norm Macdonald – The Youthful Porpoise Joke

Conan on TBS · Aired Unknown

Why this bit hits

Norm Macdonald's Norm Macdonald – The Youthful Porpoise Joke, famously dubbed "The Most Convoluted Joke Ever," is a monumental achievement in comedic storytelling. The premise starts with a seemingly whimsical encounter between a youthful porpoise and an old sea captain, but quickly spirals into an incredibly intricate and drawn-out narrative filled with tangential details, unnecessary characters, and a complete disregard for traditional joke structure. This deliberate obfuscation is pure Norm.

The genius of this bit lies in Norm's unwavering commitment to its absurd length and complexity, coupled with his signature deadpan delivery. He recites the meandering tale with such earnestness that it becomes a test of endurance and attention for both Conan O'Brien and the audience. Conan's visible struggle to follow the narrative, his frequent interruptions for clarification, and his eventual surrender to the joke's sheer absurdity are all vital elements that amplify the humor. Norm's ability to keep a straight face while pushing the boundaries of what constitutes a "joke" is simply unparalleled.

The joke works as a meta-commentary on the art of storytelling itself. It’s an anti-joke par excellence, where the humor is derived not from a clever punchline, but from the immense journey through convoluted details that ultimately leads to a shockingly simple, or even non-existent, payoff. The anticipation builds to an almost unbearable degree, only to be released by the sheer relief that the story is finally over. It's a testament to Norm's audacious comedic philosophy, demonstrating that the funniest moments can often be found in the most unexpected places and through the most unconventional means.

"So the captain says, 'Well, if you wanna catch him, you gotta lure him with a youthful porpoise!'"

Transcript (excerpt)

Norm: So there's this old sea captain, and he's been trying to catch this one specific fish his whole life. This big, monstrous fish. And he can never catch it. He tries everything, all the lures, all the bait. Nothing works.

Conan: Right.

Norm: So one day, he's talking to his first mate, and he says, "I'm giving up. I'm just never gonna catch this fish." And the first mate says, "Well, captain, I know one thing you haven't tried." And the captain says, "What's that?" The first mate says, "You gotta use a youthful porpoise as bait."

Conan: A youthful porpoise?

Norm: Yeah. So the captain says, "Where am I gonna get a youthful porpoise?" And the first mate says, "Well, I know a guy."

...[many minutes of convoluted plot later]...

Norm: So the captain says, 'Well, if you wanna catch him, you gotta lure him with a youthful porpoise!'"